This Summer....

My accomplishments: I just finished season two of Gossip Girl.
My goals:  Avoid a shift at work with crotchety old people. 

When people at school ask me what I did over the summer it's going to be embarrassing. Oh well, today I am going to make bread...that should be invigorating. 

"Do what we can, summer will have its flies."  Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grasshoppers

This morning this ugly thing was on the car windshield:


Seriously, so ugly.  And as I was driving I wondered what kind of meaning having a green grasshopper on your windshield might signify.  Great honor? Good fortune? Honorable posterity? A guaranteed parking spot rivaling the handicap's at every location?
No. It means that there is a gross bug on your windshield.

"Everything in life is luck." -Donald Trump

Yay Tara!

One of the perks of being married is being able to go INSIDE here.


I love it there.  What I love even more is being able to go with the lovely Sister Cordner.

What a happy day. I love you Tara and am so excited for your upcoming adventures!

"I have said it before' I will say it again: there is no fog so dense, no night so dark, no gale so strong, no mariner so  lost but what the lighthouse of the Lord can rescue." -President Thomas S. Monson

If You Were Wondering....

It was perfect.
Here are some of my favorites from the day.

Oh Grandpa....

I get to be Aunt Amy now!

D'awwww.

So much awkward.

I protested until the day before the wedding that I did not want any form of dancing at the reception.  I gave in. I'm glad I did.

Sean's face.

Sean's face.

Woot.

So much stud.

Again, Sean's face.

:)

The people who made us.

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."  -Rita Rudner

Television

Sean and I decided to buy a TV. Now, we have a TV the size of Rhode Island. I'm thinking about opening a drive in theater this TV is so large. This TV comes up to my hips. If Sean has a midlife crisis, we will have to get a house just for the TV (in Texas because it wouldn't fit in Rhode Island).

Ok, the TV isn't that big. 36" of screen just seems unnecessary to me. Men. It's a good thing I love him.

"Do you realize if it wasn't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?" -Al Boliska

Senioritis

I'd rather take a shower with four hobos who haven't bathed in a decade than go to school tomorrow.

I'd rather pull a Britney Spears and shave off my hair than go to school tomorrow.

I'd rather eat tofu boiled in 40 year old chicken broth than go to school tomorrow.

I'd rather have five beer bottles attached to the fingers on my right hand than go to school tomorrow.

I'd rather be stuck in a nursery calling for the rest of my life than go to school tomorrow.

I'd rather be immobilized in an outhouse for 8 years with a rabid wolf than go to school tomorrow.

I'd rather live in a hut on a deserted island with no one but a babbling Birkahineo native than go to school tomorrow.

I'd rather become an ASU fan than go to school tomorrow.

I really don't want to go back to school tomorrow....

"You can't learn in school what the world is going to do next year." -Henry Ford

Lalala

Six months ago today I met my best friend.

I love him.