I think that they need to change the wording of the ninth commandment. My whole life i have been taught that some guy named Moses went up on a mountain, and came down with a slab of rock that outlined rules that have revolutionized the course of religious history. I guess that's pretty cool i just have one problem; the average male cannot interpret the meaning of the ninth one on there. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS. If I ever talk to God face to face we are going to have a long conversation on why he didn't simply make this one say, "thou shalt not lie." It truly would've made my life much easier.
Although, to all you liars, thieves, cheaters, and politicians out there, I give you credit. The art of lying is a skill that people with morals can never master. Plus, I can't blame you, the ninth commandment is hard to understand. So please, go ahead and keep pretending to be someone you're not. You definitely have me fooled.
"A lie has speed, but truth has endurance." -Edgar J. Mohn
