I'd rather pull a Britney Spears and shave off my hair than go to school tomorrow.
I'd rather eat tofu boiled in 40 year old chicken broth than go to school tomorrow.
I'd rather have five beer bottles attached to the fingers on my right hand than go to school tomorrow.
I'd rather be stuck in a nursery calling for the rest of my life than go to school tomorrow.
I'd rather be immobilized in an outhouse for 8 years with a rabid wolf than go to school tomorrow.
I'd rather live in a hut on a deserted island with no one but a babbling Birkahineo native than go to school tomorrow.
I'd rather become an ASU fan than go to school tomorrow.
I really don't want to go back to school tomorrow....
"You can't learn in school what the world is going to do next year." -Henry Ford
